doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

actual dialogue 

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tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

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me as a parent

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xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

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rhydonmyhardon:

you are my laptop

my only laptop

you make me happy

when the skies are grey

you’ll never know dear

how much i love you

so please dont take

the charger 

away

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californiabrenna:

frail-skin:

howthehoolychillz:

pleatedjeans:

This is Why We Have Dogs (22 Pics)

I’m going to fucking cry.

Seriously sobbing

I fucking love dogs

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lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

lessmetamorebeta:

GOLLY FUCKING GOSH WHAT A NICE DAY FOR SURFING!

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korratea:

this video is so well done it deserves an oscar

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